“Being is a game of hide-and-seek…Enjoy it now but know that no one will ever find you.”

“The philosopher never sees anything she likes…until she does; but when she does, she ceases to do the work of philosophy."

This is why I was never a track star in high school; I was the only kid running on a non-orientable race course.”

"So, God is not the concept by which we measure our misery; ideology is!"

“Most of us study events and notice patterns, Joyce studied patterns and noticed events.”

“How much beauty is there in Dali’s Last Supper?”

“Empathy is all well and good; nevertheless, your being burned at the stake, no matter how richly you deserve it, feels different to me than my being burned.”

“The Beatles were true revolutionaries. They called for the overthrow of the existing social order, replacing it with… a secular version of Galilean Christianity.”

“There is no me or you until there is a we…we co-actualize.”

“I can’t avoid taking responsibility for my life after all. Bummer!”

“We like to think ‘that could never happen to me’, but we can only think that if we know how it happened to someone else.”

“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, but children are from the planet Mercury.”