“First, pay the cancellation fee and cash in your first-class ticket to Lhasa.”

“Madison Avenue knows us. It knows that our deepest longing is to be ourselves, to be what we are, to lose our absolute freedom in the security of an identity....'Never happening!”

“We’re not in Kansas (or even Kensington) anymore, are we?”

“Satisfaction…is potentially limitless.”

“Whatever we do, each of us is commenting on the current state-of-affairs, advocating for some future state-of-affairs, or rejecting the political process altogether.”

“To determine if a particular government is operating for the people, we need a checklist. What are the identifying marks of such a government?”

“After Lincoln, the legitimacy of government is an all or nothing proposition.”

I will write (my law) upon their hearts… At that time, there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in their own mind.

OMG, what have I done? I’ve just given you "The Ultimate Imperialists’ Cookbook!"

“So that’s it for me; I’m done. I’m too old for war now, period. Put me down on your list as…no longer compliant.”

We are Le Neant, nothing – and nothing could be better than that!

“Was it Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Wrench? Or…”