“After Lincoln, the legitimacy of government is an all or nothing proposition.”

I will write (my law) upon their hearts… At that time, there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in their own mind.

OMG, what have I done? I’ve just given you "The Ultimate Imperialists’ Cookbook!"

“So that’s it for me; I’m done. I’m too old for war now, period. Put me down on your list as…no longer compliant.”

We are Le Neant, nothing – and nothing could be better than that!

“Was it Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Wrench? Or…”

“There was more cultural overlap between the Confederate States and the United States in 1860 than there is today between red states and blue.”

“I had not known that God’s alleged demise had been elevated to the status of a fact.”

“A successful revolution is not something you cook up one summer evening over burgers and beer…”

“…You feel your body sliding between other bodies, not under them; you look up and OMG, it’s Morning in America, daylight after all.”

Give us your honest opinion, please.

“That’s why Tom Brady can’t retire!”