“You were made in the image of God; act accordingly!”

”Just imagine what it would be like if we actually had to take responsibility for our actions…if we couldn’t blame our shortcomings on others. Who could face a mirror?!”

“…Analysis was a breakthrough: it put the bloated language of German Idealism on a starvation diet…but does that mean we can’t enjoy the occasional pepperoni pizza with extra cheese?”

“The Past is what it is, the Future will be what will be. We are just here, now!”

“Every moment, every event originates and culminates in God’s values.”

"We need to give teenagers a path to citizenship!"

“On Samhain, everything is possible and everything is permitted...”     

“…Congratulations…you just created your first universe. May I call you God? Or would you prefer Lord of ‘the Ring’?”

“When we experience past events via memory, it is much like watching a B-movie in which each of us, naturally, is our own star.”

“Most of us would rather be a well-drawn character in a Stephen King novel than a real person.”

“…Knowing I am made in God’s image tells me exactly 'nothing'. Or does it?”

“His immediate fate is not the 'result' of your shooting at him; it’s the act itself.”