“I think Camus gets himself into some serious trouble here…he lets dreaded ‘objective values’ slip back into his system.”

“Whether you are an Idealist, a Materialist, an Empiricist, or a Vitalist, you are espousing a cosmology that was first outlined 2500 years ago...in Genesis.”

“The cosmic showdown, Homo vs. Octo, may be overhyped. Rumors of a $250,000 ticket price are exaggerated… My advice to scalpers: stick to Taylor Swift!”

“Why not develop a questionnaire to measure an applicant’s aptitude and inclination for the various problem solving roles? Psst: it’s monetizable!”

“Orangutangs and Oysters are more interested in the how of living than they are in the how come.”

“Our model has confirmation from an unexpected but unimpeachable source…and it’s been hiding in plain sight for more than 2500 years.”

“Kick the bucket…over. Recognize that every event is radically unique and enjoy it on its own terms… Every event is a Bucket Lister!”

“Consciousness is an artifact, not a catalyst... but that doesn’t make Caesar any less…responsible for the atrocities he committed in Gaul.”

“Puberty is death and birth, the death of a child and the birth of an adult.”

“I talk only to my masks and only my masks talk to you.”

“Don’t you just hate it when real-physics spoils meta-physics?”

“Advances in science and philosophy allow us to say now with confidence: Parmenides QED.”