“We engage in spiritual practices and so does God…we both seek the Unity that underlies Plurality…but so does everything else!”

“The Illuminati prefer their 19th century ideologies to science’s 20th century discoveries… the ‘sin’ of heretics, then and now, is narrowness of vision.”

“Instead of preventing all wars, or at least all nuclear wars, we’ve decided to focus on surviving one.”

“Marxism’s stated goal is to transfer ownership of the means of production to the producers. Dare I say, Mission Accomplished?”

“The centralization of political power in Rome killed polytheism. Will the decentralization of intelligence spark its return?”

“Thank God we don’t really live in a world like that! Fortunately, it’s all just a bad dream, a media special effect, a trick of language. Now…if only I could just wake up!”

“What to do? Obviously, you buy a flame red Italian sports car…or not.”

“Gideon’s most important legacy is not what he did, but what he did not do.”

“So clearly, God’s primary value, like Sartre’s, is freedom...strange bedfellows.”

“We cannot bring about a permanent peace while continually preparing for war, but unilateral disarmament is probably not the answer either.”

“Now at last, we’re in a position to fix all of God’s mistakes!”

“All roads lead to Hell (metaphorically speaking)...except one: call it what you will, the Yellow Brick Road, the Narrow Way, a highway to our God” (Isaiah 40:3).”