“No parent or grandparent fails to notice that their kids’ insatiable curiosity wanes with the onset of puberty.”

“This discovery pushes back the evolutionary timeline for certain functional behaviors by 400%.”

“It was a light shrimp dish that lit up my mouth like a bonfire…a good bonfire.”

“Next time your little one asks, ‘Daddy, are there monsters under my bed?’ Reassure her: ‘Yes there are, thank God!”

“Being something is always a matter of make-believe…There is no difference between being and pretending to be.”

“ It is a pleasure to announce that we are the generation that ended warfare once and for all on Planet Earth.”

“There is nothing dignified about death… In fact, death is the antithesis of dignity.”

“If Being is an organism, logos is its skeleton; if it’s an edifice, logos is the foundation and the frame.”

“Who would have guessed that the struggle of Good vs. Evil would boil down to a debate pitting King Solomon against Bertrand Russell?”

“Dark Forces are thought to account for 95% of the universe’s gravitational behavior…96% on October 31.”

“Best intentions notwithstanding, we are raising our children to succeed in a long gone world… and to fail in this one!”

“You are exactly the same today as you were at birth and as you will be at death…(but) you must change in order to remain the same.”